I got tired of the plain color of my ass so I decided to decorate it with a nice dark purple bruise by falling down the stairs and landing on one of the dumbbells I was carrying…
This was undoubtedly the best one.
A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.
I wanna be phoebe
Bitch, that’s Ursula
Just in case you were wondering, I looked up the article they’re referencing and here’s the full context of the quote, which makes it clear that this really is something that needs to end:
“In states with stand-your-ground laws, the shooting of a black person by a white person is found justifiable 17 percent of the time, while the shooting of a white person by a black person is deemed justifiable just over 1 percent of the time, according to the study. In states without stand-your-ground laws, white-on-black shootings are found justified just over 9 percent of the time.”