stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

posted 1 day ago on 19 April 2014 with 54,759 notes (via, source)
Yeah, bitches!!

Yeah, bitches!!

I got tired of the plain color of my ass so I decided to decorate it with a nice dark purple bruise by falling down the stairs and landing on one of the dumbbells I was carrying…

posted 5 days ago on 15 April 2014

nerdcredred:

This was undoubtedly the best one.

posted 6 days ago on 13 April 2014 with 281,802 notes (via, source)
nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

posted 1 week ago on 13 April 2014 with 25,936 notes (via, source)

foxxxynegrodamus:

my feminism.

posted 1 week ago on 13 April 2014 with 147,407 notes (via, source)
duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

posted 1 week ago on 12 April 2014 with 46,059 notes (via, source)
seahorsesinthesky:

I wanna be phoebe

Bitch, that’s Ursula

seahorsesinthesky:

I wanna be phoebe

Bitch, that’s Ursula

posted 1 week ago on 12 April 2014 with 133,299 notes (via, source)

edwardspoonhands:

Just in case you were wondering, I looked up the article they’re referencing and here’s the full context of the quote, which makes it clear that this really is something that needs to end:

In states with stand-your-ground laws, the shooting of a black person by a white person is found justifiable 17 percent of the time, while the shooting of a white person by a black person is deemed justifiable just over 1 percent of the time, according to the study. In states without stand-your-ground laws, white-on-black shootings are found justified just over 9 percent of the time.”

The full article is here.

posted 1 week ago on 12 April 2014 with 179,309 notes (via, source)

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

posted 1 week ago on 12 April 2014 with 422,332 notes (via, source)