- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
STOP RIGHT THERE, TUMBLR TRAVELLER
before you reblog that picture of that girl, ask yourself
— does she look like she knows someone’s taking the picture of her?
— does she look okay with that?if the answer is NO to either, then don’t reblog it because you may be inadvertently supporting creepy behaviour!
on your way.
And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.
It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.
(x)You know when you read something that’s so accurate that you don’t know how to words?
Yeah.
why is there a fucking tomato in the train
because its the subway
Thanks, maybe tell him that
i don’t go to the thrift shop to be cool i go because i’m poor
Value Village had a 50% off sale on Monday. It was like the universe gave me the best birthday gift to make up for the shit year to come.
