But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
This is important
This graphic is ridiculously effective and helpful.
Privilege is like this:
You and your friend want to go hiking, so your parents buy you an awesome pair of hiking boots. You go meet your friend a week later and you notice that their boots aren’t really that great, but alas, that’s all they could get. So you guys set off and you notice that your friend is having some problems keeping up. You guys are pretty evenly matched athletically so you conclude that their boots are holding them back. So what should you do?
Should you ignore the fact that they’re struggling and go on ahead? Should the boots somehow not matter?
Should you conclude that they’re just not as athletic as you when they clearly have a disadvantage?
Should you stand there feeling guilty about having nicer boots?
If you chose, “None of the above because I’m not an asshole”, then you are right!
Now let’s reimagine this. Let’s say that your other friend comes along and their boots are as nice as yours. Let’s say that when they see your unfortunate friend struggling, they do one of the above. Your unfortunate friend gets angry and insults your other friend simply because they’re being a bag of cat dicks. What do you do now???
If your answer was to tell your friend that retaliating against Cat Dicks was uncalled for or somehow worse than the original offence that prompted this whole thing, then you’re probably an asshole. If not, then congrats because you’re right again! Cat Dicks just has to get over the fact that they can’t be an ass to people less fortunate than they are.
The moral of the story is don’t be a cat dick and don’t side with cat dicks. The end.
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
What the fuck is this bullshit and why was it recommended for me?
It’s not like men are involved in the creation of the baby or anything.
I mean shit, I understand that pregnancy is an extremely strenuous thing on the woman, but that doesn’t mean that a dude can’t be proud of the fact that he’s going to be a father.
Hmm. Weird how someone would want to be considered a part of the pregnancy…
There goes all of my respect for Mila Kunis.
My goodness, women like this have some fucking nerve. Good luck Ashton.
Pregnancy is a very dangerous time for cis-women. Until cis-men are capable of nine months of pain without the ability to take painkillers, followed by hours of one of the most painful experiences a human can undergo, I agree with Mila Kunis. It is your child. Not your pregnancy. You don’t get a fucking medal for sticking your dick inside someone and impregnating them, you get a child. So no, you don’t need a fucking spotlight highlighting your months of work and pain and the fact that you can potentially die trying to bring life into the world when you have not undergone any of the physical effort.
Things you can expect during pregnancy: Anemia, urinary tract infections, constipation, mental health conditions including intense depression, hyperemesis gravidarm (basically when persistent vomiting is more than just morning sickness and requires hospitalization). Not to mention there are dozens of infections that can cause serious problems. (x) (x)
Oh and the fact that 20% of pregnancies end in miscarriages which obviously requires hospitalization for the pregnant woman and causes a lot of emotional trauma.
Or that you can’t consume alcohol, most types of fish, you can’t expose yourself to hot water (or any heat, really), or get an x-ray. You cannot eat lunch meats, raw sprouts (radishes, alfalfa, etc.), soft cheeses, anything unpasteurized is out, as are foods with raw or undercooked eggs. And caffeine can lead to miscarriages, so say goodbye to coffee, teas, and chocolate. (x) (x) (x)
About 2 million pregnancy losses occur annually in the U.S.; 6 million babies are born. 25% of pregnancies are lost.
14.5% of pregnant women will experience at least one pregnancy complication.
11% of women are diagnosed with post partum depression.
800 women die because of pregnancy-related problems in the U.S. annually. (x)
Labor can last for 36 hours or more. You’re in a room full of strangers, who are all seeing your vagina, your blood, your shit, your piss, and your agony. It’s common for tearing to occur during the delivery (x) and after the baby is born you still have to deliver the placenta (essentially an organ).
Pregnancy is terrifying, dangerous, and uncomfortable. None of you have the right to shit on Mila Kunis for telling the truth: You do not deserve the spotlight of your wife’s pregnancy. So get over yourselves. Yes, the father CAN be proud, and he should be. But it’s not his pregnancy. He is not the one who will endure it.
It is not weird that someone would want to be involved in their wife’s pregnancy. It is weird that you have the fucking nerve to lose respect for someone reminding you that the father is not the pregnant one in the picture.
So please, stop.
Today in male entitlement: now women ”have some nerve” if they remind men that they are not, in fact, the pregnant ones.
It’s not about pride in becoming a father, or raising a child. It’s ownership. You could say “My wife is pregnant” and anyone with half a brain would be able to put it together that you are going to be raising this child as well…. But no… “WE’RE pregnant” Not everything is about you.
Also, you all sound like idiots with a less than basic understanding of how reproduction works.