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May 31st

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May 31st

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May 31st

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How I know I'm an adult now:

Just bought Fruit Roll-Ups with my credit card.

May 31st

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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. 
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? 
Doctor: Denise. 
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? 
Doctor: Denephew.

May 30th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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Tomorrow’s what would have been our anniversary and I don’t think I’ve ever felt so alone without you. It’s not supposed to be like this. It’s been too long, and you’re not here. I had hoped we’d be together again by now. All of this time I thought if I’d be patient, you would miss me. I miss you so much, and I feel like I’d give almost...

May 29th

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Abortion saved my life: I almost died in an... →

cognitivedissonance: Everyone knew the pregnancy wasn’t viable, that it couldn’t be viable given the amount of blood I was losing, but it still took hours for anyone at the hospital to do anything. The doctor on call didn’t do abortions. At all. Ever. In fact, no one on call that night did. Meanwhile, an ignorant batch of medical students had gathered to study me - one actually showed me the...

May 29th

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May 29th

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May 28th

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May 28th

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jenbaenium replied to your post: Actually forever alone… :( it’s okay, don’t feel too bad!! everything will get better, perhaps have some fun alone time! like read mangas, watch dramas/movies ^^ Thanks :) I appreciate the sympathy, really do

May 28th

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Actually forever alone...

None of my friends seem to want to hang out with me lately. A lot of the time I just get rejected whenever I ask, and if they accept, I end up getting stood up that day. Ever feel like your friendship is a burden to everyone, and you have no idea why, or what happened?

May 28th

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May 27th

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May 27th

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May 26th

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Small children have the greatest euphemisms for...

Case in point: Today at work, a little boy (7 yrs) finished his class work and got up from his chair, when all of a sudden, he keels over, crying out in pain. I ask him what happened, what’s wrong, if he’s ok… He literally screams out: Aghhhh, I hit my nuggets!! Hardest I’ve ever laughed while tutoring those kids…

May 26th

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Ahh tumblr... The only place where someone might...

May 26th

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May 26th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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Awww Brittana linking pinkies again!

May 25th

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Awww totally shipping Schuck (Puester?) right...

May 25th

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Wait... stupid computer lag!! This is the part...

May 25th

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“While the bill stresses fetal pain as a reason for more protection and harsher...”

– Indiana Abortion Bill Imposes Cruelty on Women (via amorgans) “The report, commissioned by the British government and published this week by the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists, consists of a review of studies conducted since 1997 on the neuroanatomical and physiological...

May 24th

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“Another white privilege Tim Wise and other white anti-racists carry is the...”

– The white privilege of white anti-racists « Lizzie’s Liberation THIS. so sick of hearing people with privilege telling marginalized folks they have to be ‘nice’ about talking about their oppression. (via strengthofourlimbs)

May 24th

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May 24th

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Unpopular opinion:

I hate this joke… If you rape a hooker, is it rape or shoplifting? It’s rape. It’s always rape. If you rape someone, you victimize them, you control them, you abuse them. It doesn’t matter if it’s a virgin, a man, a woman, a stripper, a child, a woman who makes her living out of sex, it’s always fucking rape. Just because that’s how she makes money...

May 24th

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May 24th

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I really don't get some of these conservatives......

May 24th

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“**TRIGGER WARNING** Imagine men sitting around in a circle talking about how she...”

– Date Rape’s Other Victim Um, this DOES happen to men. (via robot-heart-politics) Uh… I’m pretty sure that IS rape. No need to imagine him calling it rape. It just is. Wtf conservatives? If you violate someone, it doesn’t matter if their junk is on the inside or the outside....

May 24th

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Prepare for an unpopular-Glee-opinion:

I do not ship Artina… Nothing against either of them. They weren’t bad together. They’re just not as great as everyone else seems to think they are. And I don’t know how Artina shippers haven’t gotten over this yet. I mean, Artie got over it in like 3 episodes. He’s good. He likes Brittany. I don’t care if the camera happens to show Tina looking at him in...

May 24th

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Petition against the bill to audit rape survivors →

lostgrrrls: inherhipstheresrevolutions: propaganda-for-life: ghostmonkey: This needs to stop. Women don’t take the decision to get an abortion lightly, and Congress (83.2% male) is treating us like children. You all need to sign this. Pro-choice or not, auditing rape survivors is simply disgusting, and we should all be able to agree on that. ” The bill would impose tax penalties on...

May 23rd

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