September 2011
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Baby's first parking ticket
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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recludere replied to your post: ATTENTION GLEEKS!!! This is still Glee we’re talking about here. They have no logic. :/ Ooooh… Good point, good rebuttal… I honestly don’t know what to say to that, for it is true.
Sep 28th
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“*slap* You got some Schmidt on your face!”
– New Girl is fucking growing on me… That had to be the funniest slap I’ve ever seen on tv.
Sep 28th
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ATTENTION GLEEKS!!!
I did some two minute research on legalities and found this about Ohio adoption laws: Consent to adoption is not required of any of the following: A parent who has failed without justifiable cause to communicate or provide support of the minor for a period of at least 1 year A parent who has entered into a voluntary permanent custody surrender agreement A parent whose parental rights have...
Sep 28th
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“A variety of studies have shown this — jailing first-time nonviolent...”
– 5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (Statistics Say Don’t Work) | Cracked.com 
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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...Is this what it feels like to bond with one's...
She loves Charlie Chaplin. Watched him when she was a little girl. Called me down to see Pay Day on TCM… I think this is the closest I’ve ever been to my mother… Can I bottle this feeling and keep it forever? Maybe take a sip the next time she jumps down my throat…
Sep 26th
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Attention Tumblr!!
un·pop·u·lar [uhn-pop-yuh-ler] adjective  1. not popular; disliked or ignored by the public or by persons generally.  2. in disfavor with a particular person or group of persons. Writing “unpopular opinion” doesn’t actually make it an unpopular opinion. If your unpopular opinion gets like a hundred notes or more, it’s fucking popular; or else just write...
Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Destined never to find love again. Why? Fear of...
From what I’ve heard, you need some degree of vulnerability to actually find love, yes??
Sep 24th
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Uhh...so apparently bats like oral... →
Sep 23rd
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“A survey of girls in Zimbabwean junior schools in 2000 reported by Amnesty...”
– The Equality Illusion, Kat Banyard (via petitefeministe) HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING RAPED THAN OF LEARNING TO READ Just think about that last statement until your head explodes…
Sep 22nd
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Penn Forgets To Tell Students That Their Prof Died →
The school year got off to a rocky start for one class at the University of Pennsylvania. According to Under the Button, Professor Henry Teune’s political science class convened last week only to be told that their professor had passed away over the summer. Incredibly, the students received notice during class — in the form of an email — that their professor had died. (Click...
Sep 22nd
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From Troy Davis -- these words were written this...
To All: I want to thank all of you for your efforts and dedication to Human Rights and Human Kindness, in the past year I have experienced such emotion, joy, sadness and never ending faith. It is because of all of you that I am alive today, as I look at my sister Martina I am marveled by the love she has for me and of course I worry about her and her health, but as she tells me she is the...
Sep 22nd
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“There’s nothing I like more than hearing someone from England complain about...”
– Steve Hughes
Sep 21st
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“The work-family conflict is a very real issue in a lot of women’s lives,...”
–  6 Obnoxious Assumptions Hollywood Makes About Women | Cracked.com 
Sep 21st
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Fie upon th' treacherous fiend that dareth...
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Facebook: Introducing the Subscribe Button
Ok.. I get if you’re a celebrity or a politician, you might have fans…but that’s why you get your own damn page. Who the fuck thinks they’re THAT important??
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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“As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there...”
– Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist” (via mscofields)
Sep 20th
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A TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE: TROY HAS BEEN DENIED...
http://nodeathpenalty.org/ Troy Anthony Davis has been denied clemency by the Georgia Board of Pardons and Parole. This means that Troy could be executed tomorrow at 7 p.m. if the board does not reverse its decision, and if no court intervenes.   Members of the Campaign to End the Death Penalty will not idly sit by while a murder is carried out in the name of the state of Georgia. We will...
Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Motherfucking family from the depths of hell!!
My sister is a complete ass-hat, insults and humiliates whomever she wants to somehow validate to herself her shitty excuse for a human existence. My parents’ solution in dealing with her? I need to be more gracious…
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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“Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson told his “700 Club” viewers that divorcing a...”
– Pat Robertson: It’s OK to divorce spouses with Alzheimers | Entertainment News | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather and Breaking News - Portland, Oregon … (via robot-heart-politics)
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Where did all my bookmarks go?!?!?!?!?
Sep 18th
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restoringfraillife replied to your post: “If it’s important to you, it’s important to me” I would be fucking pissed as hell if I lost all the photos I’ve taken in the last few years. Did he even apologize to you? Or ANYTHING? Nope. He yelled at me for being mad… But thank YOU for being sympathetic! That’s how it should be!! >.<
Sep 18th
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"If it's important to you, it's important to me"
Isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be with the people you love? Then why the fuck does anything that means anything to me, means nothing to my family. Somehow, every problem, regardless of how big or small, receives absolutely no support from my family. Everything that I think about is passed off as trivial; I just need to calm down. Except, FUCK THAT! I don’t need to calm...
Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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“If you had to torture a child to ensure the happiness of human kind, would you...”
– Awesome philosophy prof is awesome.
Sep 16th
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Sep 14th
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I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Like the guy who drew the old Libyan flag??
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything...
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
Sep 12th
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