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February 2012
64 posts
January 2012
113 posts
Bare ass on my dash when I’m in class… -__-
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My friend, Chris, ladies and gents. He said it best…probably because this legislation screws him over the most…
10. A man’s place is in the army.
9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.
8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be “unnatural” for them to do other forms of work.
7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.
6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.
5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.
4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.
3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.
2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, change the oil in the church vans, and maybe even lead the singing on Father’s Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.
1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.
Still… MY IDEA!
It’s on my blog. Public record.
I’d punch her in the face.
Nothing personal, actually. I just think that would be a really easy way to have a song written about me.
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*Edit: I swear to god, if she writes a song about being punched in the face by some random person before I meet her, I will hunt down the sick bastard that stole this idea…
This means beer. Beer brings zz’s.
Night all!
If you compare something to the Holocaust that isn’t the actual Holocaust, you are automatically an awful excuse for a human being, and I truly believe the world would be a better place without you and your kind.
…but I think I look pretty when I’m drunk (or tipsy). I don’t know…maybe it’s the way my cheeks get flushed, or maybe it’s my own sense of beer-goggles working against me…