someone shit in my cornflakes: Archive

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Mar 31st

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Mar 27th

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Self-Defense:

Mar 26th

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Some dude at Roadhouse said I looked like Lucy...

Legit, or offhandedly racist way of trying to hit on me?

Mar 26th

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Stop desensitizing the struggles of those who have...

feministische: Abortion is abortion. Abortion is not slavery. Stop desensitizing the struggles of our black American’s ancestors and the hardships people all over the world- even in America- face every day: even in 2012. Abortion is not like the holocaust. Stop desensitizing the torture, murder and great losses many suffered during World War 2, some still alive to remember, some who have been...

Mar 24th

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Reacher vs. settler

So mother dearest says that, when it comes to physical appearance, I was the reacher in my previous relationship. Ouch. Friends of mine beg to differ. No matter. Because today I realized, when it comes to intelligence, I was definitely the settler. Story time kids! So a while back, my email account got hacked and sent a mass email to my whole list asking them to send money to me, because I got...

Mar 23rd

Mmm...nothing like a swift kick in the self-esteem...

Thanks mom! May I have another?

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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My prof is talking about an article on cracked.com

Mar 20th

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Mar 16th

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Mar 16th

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PA Gov Tom Corbett to women on anti-choice... →

theriotmag: jessicavalenti: For fucking real. “I don’t know how you make anybody watch,” Corbett said. “You just have to close your eyes.” Close our eyes and think of England The Keystone State, then? Fuck you. Don’t fight it. Just close your eyes and give into it. This sounds awfully…rape-y… And an elected official in a developed country is arguing for this? ...

Mar 16th

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Why I hate the Taylor Family Digital Library:

It’s louder than any goddamned library should ever be.

Mar 15th

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Watch

justtouchedawkwardly: The latest commercial from The Central Institute of Technology in Australia. oh my god, just watch it. Well… Thanks for the nightmares…

Mar 14th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Christian: ducey is pregnant and due at the end of the semester...like..very..end
Me: lmao, so like "ok, it is now 10:00, start your fina- Ahhh my water broke!!"
Christian: mhm. basically. or second last lecture... "next lecture we will do a review and I will let you know what to expect for the ex-AAAA my water broke!"
Me: hahha, sorry, that's hysterical

Mar 12th

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Mar 9th

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I hate it when people think that just because a...

Apple is fucking shady and evil as fuck, and yet people actually PAY hundreds of dollars to support their shit.

Mar 8th

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Kony 2012/Invisible Children is:

A shady fucking organization An organization with questionable spending A predominantly American organization that distracts from international issues caused by American foreign policy The “white-man’s-burden” of 2012 A fad A militaristic “solution” BUT the premise of the video is still sound. Joseph Kony is an evil person. Thousands of children are suffering...

Mar 8th

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Tumblr in public is like playing Russian roulette...

You don’t know when, but at some point, and at any moment, you get a porn-bullet.

Mar 7th

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