someone shit in my cornflakes: Archive

4 tags

Tequila...

Told everyone and their dog they were beautiful Hugged everyone and their dog Got my ho-down Got a strip-tease Gave a strip-tease Got dry-humped by a gay guy and returned the favour Made out with friend’s roommate Got offended that he didn’t wanna tap ‘dis Stole his shirt Que viva Mexico!

May 26th

6 tags

May 26th

31,033 notes

3 tags

May 24th

73 notes

1 tag

“While, I have no problem with doing Jennifer -oh god…”

– - Epic Freudian slip from the prof… He was aiming for “gender” Aww yee… someone’s gettin’ an A.

May 23rd

1 tag

muscleupspunchesandcoffee replied to your photo: Baby’s first (and worst) sunburn ever! You see… aloe! and can’t walk eh? ;) atta girl Pfft, if only… No, the inability to walk was directly related to the sunburn. It’s shocking how much you learn about how your skin moves when you walk when your skin no longer fits comfortably…

May 19th

2 tags

May 18th

1 note

3 tags

Currently sitting in a Starbucks working on my...

I feel so wonderfully douche-y and hipster… I’m so deep and underground and bruiting… Maybe I should actually buy something instead of just using their Wi-Fi…

May 18th

3 tags

May 18th

257,185 notes

1 tag

muscleupspunchesandcoffee replied to your post: Oh snap, I did it again… These lips can’t be… well done Thanks! Trying to catch up.

May 18th

2 tags

Oh snap, I did it again… These lips can’t be stopped… … at least this one’s relatively attractive, albeit sexually ambiguous (apparently…)

May 18th

2 notes

3 tags

Ahhhhhh! Moths are attacking me!!!! Sweet mother of FUCK why is this happening???? Goddamn unclosable Mexican windows!!!

May 18th

3 tags

This is balls guys...

I’ve basically paid $5000, to come to Mexico and have my professor talk to me like a five year old, and sink my GPA. I feel like a John. Never before have I paid this much money to get fucked so hard…

May 17th

8 tags