i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag
IMO best of the best:
And special honours goes to…
…because that was legit what it felt like when I got it in my eye… Also on my first time.
THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD
I’m willing to bet any amount of money, I’m in someone’s phone as ‘angry bitch.’
I brought A movie themed magazine…
LOOK AT MIKE.
WELL DONE PREMIERE.
OMG! He’s on the cover of a magazine!!
This man is invaluable. Let’s elect him King of the World and kick back to watch him fix things so everything works.
Oh god… did I just ship Neil deGrasse Tyson with Jon Stewart?
I think so…
Obama, I wish you were my president…
I love National Geographic so much.
(Click the picture for the article in question)