This is balls guys…

I’ve basically paid $5000, to come to Mexico and have my professor talk to me like a five year old, and sink my GPA.

I feel like a John.

Never before have I paid this much money to get fucked so hard…

The Pros and Cons of Ordering Textbooks Online

Pro:

• Save money

Con:

• Where the fuck are my books?!?

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cock, fuck, shit, ass, balls, motherfucking, FUCK!

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I was .5 away from an A- in one of my soci classes.

You know what’s nice?

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When a prof you especially like happens to actually know your name…

You know what’s even better?

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When that same prof is freakin’ gorgeous.

// In other news, I got a 14.5/15 on my paper =D Where it was that I lost that half mark, I don’t know. I didn’t actually get a straight answer from him. All he said was, “C’mon, only God walks on water!” A fairly ironic comment seeing as how he says he’s an atheist.

45 out of 50 on my midterm

That would be an A+ y’all! Not too shabby for not having read most of the book.

Penn Forgets To Tell Students That Their Prof Died

The school year got off to a rocky start for one class at the University of Pennsylvania.

According to Under the Button, Professor Henry Teune’s political science class convened last week only to be told that their professor had passed away over the summer.

Incredibly, the students received notice during class — in the form of an email — that their professor had died. (Click over to Under the Button to read it.)

The Daily Pennsylvanian reports that Teune, a much-loved professor, had worked at the college since 1961. He was 75.

For more, see the Daily Pennsylvanian.